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New Harley Owner Starting To Get Used To All The Vultures Circling Every Time The Bike Idles
The proud new owner of a Harley-Davidson Road Glide motorcycle is finally getting used to the creepy vultures that circle every time the bike idles.
Dad, Still Clinging To Hope, Thinks Maybe This Is The Year His Bow Tie-Sized Gift Contains A Motorcycle
A local father who has spent the last 15 Christmases having his optimism slowly suffocated by one necktie after the next, has managed to muster up just enough hope to think maybe, just maybe, there’s a motorcycle inside his single, tiny present under the tree.
Man Devastated To Discover That His Favorite ‘Secret Road’ Is Clearly Visible On Google Maps
Local motorcyclist, William Clark, is in mourning this morning as he has been informed that every major maps app – with their billions of combined users – has marked, named, and plotted his ‘secret, twisty road that nobody knows about.’
Max Wrist Approaching Grease 2 Guy’s Record On Number Of Bikes Sent To Heaven
After a recent tally, it appears Max Wrist has sent enough motorcycles to heaven to challenge Grease 2 Guy’s record – something many didn’t believe would ever happen in their lifetimes.
KTM Reassures Everyone That Only A Couple Of Its Models Are Manufactured In A Profitable Manner
BREAKING: KTM has released an official statement in response to the recent panic about the company’s business practices, debt, and likely bankruptcy.
‘I Love You, Man’ Says Two Strangers Who Happened To Be Riding Motorcycles On The Same Road Today
Two motorcyclists who have never met before today and don’t know each other’s real names have professed their love for one another – citing ‘dude is a good rider’ as their reason.
Archaeologist Discovers The Remains Of Motorcycle Content Buried Deep Beneath Insta360 Ads
An archeologist has uncovered an ancient form of content that many started to think was never existed: motorcycle content. A discovery that defied all the odds given just how many Insta360 ads they had to filter through to find it.
Motorcyclist Disappointed That Writing In Guy Martin On Ballot Didn’t Work... Again
An American motorcyclist is feeling a little disappointed today as – once again – his vote wasn’t enough to make moto-legend, Guy Martin the 47th president of the United States.
BMW Teases World With Mysterious New Model Hidden Behind Gigantic Wings
The moto community has been scrambling to figure out what new model BMW is teasing after the company posted a photograph of colossal wings with something possibly peeking out from behind them.
Say What You Want, But Temu Helmet Has Yet To Get A Bad Review From Someone Who Has Crashed In One
The moto community has been scrambling to figure out what new model BMW is teasing after the company posted a photograph of colossal wings with something possibly peeking out from behind them.
MV Agusta Whistleblower Has Been Using Bike Names To Warn People Of The Stages Of Ownership
“The public needs to know what they’re signing up for when they purchase an MV Agusta. The bikes are so beautiful that it’s easy to be dragged down into the dark, depths of ownership. I’ve seen it time and time again. Straight up SirenCycles we’re making here. Someone had to do something.”
ADV Rider Just Two Pannier Stickers Away From Achieving The Rank Of ‘Grandemaster’
Local adventurer – Toby Flenderson – is just two pannier stickers away from reaching the ADV community’s sorta-highest rank of ‘Grandemaster.’
Motorcyclist Mourns The Loss of Weekend Riding Buddy To The Start Of Football Season
A motorcyclist is in mourning over losing his dear friend and weekend riding buddy to the start of the American Football Season.
‘AcTuaLYyy, It’S RiDe;’ Man’s Inner Karen Unleashed After Being Asked If He ‘Drives A Motorcycle’
A local motorcyclist has lost his internal struggle to not sound like a total Karen after being asked if he ‘drives a motorcycle’ – a phrase that can send any rider down a spiraling path of bitchy behavior.
‘Ok, That’s Our Bad,’ AGV Apologizes After New Ad Campaign Linked To Sudden Rise In STDs
AGV has recently released an apology after its ‘Stay Rash-Free With AGV’ campaign featuring Valentino Rossi has been linked to a sudden rise in Sexually Transmitted Diseases…
After 8th Crash, Moto-Influencer Now Totally Qualified To Dish Out Riding Advice To Others
A local kid is spewing out riding advice across the internet after believing that his eighth crash in four years…
Ducati Drops ‘Horsepower’ For ‘Ponypower;’ Claims If They Can Pull ‘Dry Weight’ From Ass, Why Not PPs?
Ducati has announced that its Ducati V4 superbike has miraculously gone from making…
Man Opts For Tinted Visor On Night Ride; Says Likely Death Is Still Better Than Looking Lame
After a grueling few seconds of weighing the pros and cons, local motorcyclist…
‘She Doesn’t Run Just As Good As The Day I Got Her;’ Grandpa Lovingly Passes Down Harley-Davidson
The day has come for one local grandfather to pass down his beloved Harley-Davidson...
Honda Launches ‘DwarfSide Of Japan’ Campaign To Compete With Yamaha’s DarkSide Of Japan
After Yamaha’s recent success with its ‘DarkSide of Japan’ campaign, Honda has…
The proud new owner of a Harley-Davidson Road Glide motorcycle is finally getting used to the creepy vultures that circle every time the bike idles.