Motorcyclist Disappointed That Writing In Guy Martin On Ballot Didn’t Work... Again
Motorcyclist Disappointed That Writing In Guy Martin On Ballot Didn’t Work... Again
An American motorcyclist is feeling a little disappointed today as – once again – his vote wasn’t enough to make moto-legend, Guy Martin the 47th president of the United States.
“For once, I just want a president who won’t speak dishonest gibberish to me all the time,” said Thomas Peterson, founder and lone member of the Mototarian party. “I mean, Guy Martin also kind of speaks in gibberish, but it’s charming when he does it and I know he’s being genuine about whatever it is he is trying to say to me.”
This marks the 4th election in a row that Thomas has tried to get the U.K. citizen from Grimsby, England to take control of the death wobble that is the United States political system.
“I’ve seen Guy spear a tree at 100mph and make a full recovery… After seeing our life savings crash and burn, he’s just the inspiration we need as a country.”
We reached out to Guy Martin to see if he’d even be interested in this role.
“Cheers, d3^f finc it summon’ ta voyd rah nohw, buh yas nvr knawr wut suwta tings da futcah hol’s.”
“For once, I just want a president who won’t speak dishonest gibberish to me all the time. I mean, Guy Martin also kind of speaks in gibberish, but it’s charming when he does it and I know he’s being genuine about whatever it is he is trying to say to me.”
