Indian Kills FTR; Devastating Millions Who Liked The Idea Of It But Would Never Personally Buy One
Indian recently announced that it would be killing off the FTR 1200, a bike beloved by window shoppers worldwide.
“I’m absolutely heartbroken,” said one fan from afar. “It was such a cool, unique bike that just didn’t make any sense for my garage… or the garage of anyone I knew. It’s a tragedy Indian took it from us after just six short years. That’s hardly enough time to see just one of them owned by an actual person out on the public road.”
Since the announcement, Indian has been labeled by many as “cookie cutter” and “too cowardly to try something new.”
“They should be ashamed of themselves for killing a motorcycle that was actually something different. I was just about to buy one, but I didn’t know quite how to justify it with how different and new it was… So I just went with a Honda Rebel instead.”
“I’m absolutely heartbroken. It was such a cool, unique bike that just didn’t make any sense for my garage… or the garage of anyone I knew. It’s a tragedy Indian took it from us after just six short years. That’s hardly enough time to see just one of them owned by an actual person out on the public road.”