Max Wrist Approaching Grease 2 Guy’s Record On Number Of Bikes Sent To Heaven
Max Wrist Approaching Grease 2 Guy’s Record On Number Of Bikes Sent To Heaven
After a recent tally, it appears Max Wrist has sent enough motorcycles to heaven to challenge Grease 2 Guy’s record – something many didn’t believe would ever happen in their lifetimes.
“I never thought I’d see someone loop wheelies, send motorcycles sailing off cliffs, and cause other riders to crash quite like Grease 2 Guy, but then I saw Max Wrist in action with my own eyes,” said one Max Wrist group ride survivor. “It’s only a matter of time before there’s a new Coo-coo-coo-cool rider in town.”
While the wrecked-bike numbers are staggering, it’s unsurprising that it took someone like Max Wrist to do what many believed only Grease 2 Guy could do.
“They really are quite similar if you think about it,” said the survivor who chooses to remain anonymous in case Max Wrist finds out he got away. “Both got into motorcycling for attention. Both suffer from an extreme case of helmet confidence. And both rely heavily on people being stupid to not figure out their true identities.”
“I never thought I’d see someone loop wheelies, send motorcycles sailing off cliffs, and cause other riders to crash quite like Grease 2 Guy, but then I saw Max Wrist in action with my own eyes. It’s only a matter of time before there’s a new Coo-coo-coo-cool rider in town.”
