Say What You Want, But Temu Helmet Has Yet To Get A Bad Review From Someone Who Has Crashed In One
Say What You Want, But Temu Helmet Has Yet To Get A Bad Review From Someone Who Has Crashed In One
Temu is celebrating yet another year without a single negative review from someone who has crashed while wearing one of their motorcycle helmets.
“People have doubted our product from the get-go; calling it cheap & Chinese, Carbon Fauxber, More brittle than Marc Marquez’s humerus bone,” said Ouzi Moy Chen, a spokesperson at Temu. “If any of that were true, how do you explain the fact that not a single person has ever come back from a crash and written a negative review? Sure, there haven’t been any good reviews, but everyone knows people don’t review things when they’re deeply at peace with their choices.”
To celebrate its not, disproven track record for safety. Temu has decided to reach out to other universally sketchy corners of the Motorcycle Community to help them overcome the stigma as well.
“We’ve already addressed the influencer community by hitting up the likes of Max Wrist Group Rides and WhyNot_Ride’s mustache,” said Ouzi Moy Chen. “Once we make them less sketchy we will turn our attention to the extremely iffy corners of motorcycling: Honda’s MotoGP trajectory and people who use four fingers to operate their clutch.”
“People have doubted our product from the get-go; calling it cheap & Chinese, Carbon Fauxber, More brittle than Marc Marquez’s humerus bone. If any of that were true, how do you explain the fact that not a single person has ever come back from a crash and written a negative review? Sure, there haven’t been any good reviews, but everyone knows people don’t review things when they’re deeply at peace with their choices.”
