‘I Love You, Man’ Says Two Strangers Who Happened To Be Riding Motorcycles On The Same Road Today
Two motorcyclists who have never met before today and don’t know each other’s real names have professed their love for one another – citing ‘dude is a good rider’ as their reason.
“I pulled over to switch playlists and heard bro blow by with an Akra exhaust,” said one of the riders. “I flipped around and caught up to him. It was a blast… we rode at the same pace and everything. It was love at first lean.”
After 3 hours of riding down country roads. The riders pulled over to speak to each other for the first time ever. We were able to obtain the transcript of that conversation:
“I can’t believe you held on after hitting that gravel patch. That was so dope!”
“Dude. I know, right? Speaking of held, my dad never hugged me growing up. Just thought you should know.”
“Bummer, bro. I have crippling anxiety that keeps me from getting out of bed some mornings.”
“Ugh, that sucks. So, anyway did you see that Chevy almost pull out in front of me back there?!”
“DUDE, I was like WOAH WOAH WOOOAAAAHHH!!! Cagers, what you gonna do.”
“For real… Alright well I gotta head on out. Love ya, man. Get home safe.”
“Love you too, man. Hit me up next time you’re out.”
“Will do, I’ve got you down in my phone as ‘Burnt Orange GSX-R Guy.’”
“Sweet, I’ll catch you later, ‘Black & Yellow Arai Helmet Guy.’”