Motorcyclist Mourns The Loss of Weekend Riding Buddy To The Start Of Football Season
Motorcyclist Mourns The Loss of Weekend Riding Buddy To The Start Of Football Season
A motorcyclist is in mourning over losing his dear friend and weekend riding buddy to the start of the American Football Season.
“It breaks my heart to see him relapse like this,” said Phillip McGraw, year-round motorcyclist and good friend of the lost soul. “He was doing so well for so long that I hoped this time it would be different… but addiction is a real b*tch.”
Phillip spent the spring and summer hopeful that this friend’s love for an activity that takes balls would finally trump his love for watching men play with their balls.
“I dunno, I mean there were signs he would relapse,” Phillip said. “I’d catch him watching videos about drafting strategies to win fantasy leagues instead of his usual FortNine videos… I guess I just didn’t want to believe it.”
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“I dunno, I mean there were signs he would relapse. I’d catch him watching videos about drafting strategies to win fantasy leagues instead of his usual FortNine videos… I guess I just didn’t want to believe it.”
