Motorcyclist Putting On Gloves Before Strapping Helmet T-Minus Seven Seconds Away From Realizing Huge Mistake

Motorcyclist Putting On Gloves Before Strapping Helmet T-Minus Seven Seconds Away From Realizing Huge Mistake

A local motorcyclist is on the verge of complete and total mild inconvenience as he partakes in the cardinal sin of ATGATT: putting on his gloves before operating the Double D Ring helmet strap. Our reporter in the field is able to offer more details as this total bother takes place

“It appears the victim is 33-year-old Edward Leatherhands. Our reports say he has been riding for over a decade and should know better by now. I’m sure he will be thinking the same thing in about 6… now 5 seconds.”

Edward is believed to have a loving wife and two beautiful daughters who depend on him, which is alarming considering he reportedly made the same mistake two weeks ago during a group ride.

“Just 13 days ago, we were told he held up a group by doing this and vowed to put an end to it once and for all by writing the following jingle, ‘neck before knuckles to avoid others chuckles.’ It appears not to be working as he’s now just one second away from discovery.”

There’s nothing left now to do but watch as Edwards finishes fastening his gloves… pauses… reaches up to feel for his chin strap… and throws his head back in frustration as he must now remove his gloves once more.

“All we can do now is pray he remembers to operate his phone’s navigation before relying on his gloves’ shotty ‘screen-touch technology.’”

“All we can do now is pray he remembers to operate his phone’s navigation before relying on his gloves’ shotty ‘screen-touch technology.’”